druxied:

if you’re hot and you follow me and I don’t follow you. you need to fucking speak up

(via waauw)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

(via eymeee)

fake-mermaid:

“I’m not even hungry, I just want to eat” - A Novel by Me

(via timeticks-always)

everets:

when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them

(via christybanh)